I'm just going straight for it and making a list of why Zeus is the biggest a** ever:
This should be fun...
1) He didn't care about consent with Leda when he raped her as a swan
2) Disguised himself as a bull to abduct Europa and proceeded to ignore her pleads to leave saying he loved her and she'd give him kids
3) As a shower of GOLDEN RAIN, he sneaks into Danae's tower and gets her pregnant
4) Raped Antiope as a satyr
5) Zeus pretended to be Artemis to seduce one of her maiden huntresses, Callisto, and she was later killed by Artemis on accident (or purpose, depends on the story)
6) While he did have some consensual relationships, he did this all while married to Hera
7) He didn't care that Hera knew because she couldn't do a thing to him, so she usually tortured his lovers instead (usually who were unwilling in the first place)
8) He was married to Hera (HIS SISTER) and only married her because he had raped her too and she was ashamed
9) He had sex with Demeter (HIS OTHER SISTER)
10) He had sex with Persephone (HIS DAUGHTER) disguised as Hades (HIS BROTHER)
11) He first married Metis (who was Athena's mother) and then swallowed her (while she was pregnant with Athena) since their son would destroy him and Athena was born from his head as a result
12) He tortured Prometheus for eternity because he gave us fire
13) He "blessed" Pandora with an insatiable curiosity, gave her a box (with everything bad in the world), and told her not to open it
14) He killed Asclepius because he was amazing at medicine to the point he could raise the dead AKA he felt threatened and then punished Apollo (Asclepius' dad) because he protested his son's death
15) Married Aphrodite off to Hephaestus because he was ugly so that meant he was safe
So this is only a list of 15 since it was all I could bear before refusing to remember more stuff.
Love you all and adios!
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